The experiences and exploits of a college grad trying to make it in the "real world:" leaving school and friends in New England, moving south, and living with her boyfriend. Watch as I pretend to be an adult.
Ok, I don't really like yogurt, but I know it's good for me so I try to eat it every now and then. These attempts go something like this:
- Grab the biggest spoon I can find. - Get yogurt out of fridge. - Sit down at table, stare balefully at yogurt. - Open yogurt. - Stare balefully at yogurt; maybe even mutter some. - Stir the icky lumps out. - Take a huge breath, shove the spoon into the yogurt and scoop up as much as possible. - Shove the whole thing in my mouth and swallow as quickly as I can. - Make a face. - Repeat until I can't stand another bite, then discard the remaining 1/3 with an air of accomplishment.
This, for some reason, amuses people.
After 22 posted at 7:13 PM
