The experiences and exploits of a college grad trying to make it in the "real world:" leaving school and friends in New England, moving south, and living with her boyfriend. Watch as I pretend to be an adult.
Or, rather, I was innocently sitting on the futon in our office
Eating her curds and whey...
I was eating crackers and hummous. None of that "whey" shit for me, thankyou.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and frightened Miss Muffet away!
Out from the folds of the blanket I had over my lap (our apartment is fricken' freezing) crept a huge, hairy spider. I kid you not, the body was the size of a penny with legs stretching out about 2.5". Being the stalwart, self-sufficient twenty-first century lass I am, I watched it crawl around the futon and floor for a bit, then corralled it using a sheet of paper and the cracker box and waited for Elija to get home so I could show him.
After 22 posted at 9:30 AM
